
This is a mandolin.
It is used for slicing vegetables.
It is DANGEROUS with a capitol D!!
There is even a warning that comes with it.
It suggests using the protective cover over whatever you're slicing.
I, however, thought I did not need to.
I was making potato chips. (they were very good by the way)
Instead about 1/2 way through I sliced off the top knuckle of my right ring finger to the bone.
It was horrible.
It bled like you would NOT believe a finger could.
I almost passed out and I am pretty sure I scared the crapola out of the kids.
(strangely Kali asked to see the wound)
Francis and my Mom wanted me to go to the doctor but I avoid the doctor at all costs because I figure it will involve a shot or worse stitches :(
So, I made the second mistake of the day....I wrapped it very tight in a towel and secured it with tape and went to bed.
The next morning I unwrapped the towel but could not get it all the way off because it was stuck to my finger! (just typing this is giving me chills)
So, I had to yank it off.....the pain made me black out.
Long story short.....DON'T use a mandolin without the cover and DON'T wrap a wound in a towel....use a band aid!
This was about two weeks ago.
And in case you are wondering my knuckle is growing back.
But my finger is looking a little creepy.
Good thing I am not a hand model :)